Anyone still care to compete in this Sunday's xx/xy regatta? Call me spontaneous, but I'm looking for a partner. Could we be right for one another?
Me - a sail-trimming *machine* (especially if you have tell-tales.. . and a sense of humor).
You - a fast boat, an even (or preferably no) temper... and a sense of humor.
I have in my possession the two *fabulous * $15 gifts, a crisp $5 bill required for registration... and a lust for victory. Let me know if you'd like me to show up at your dock with all of the above on Sunday morning.
Yours in chocolatey sailing goodness,