Friday, September 14, 2007

An Open Letter to the Gentlemen of my Club

Anyone still care to compete in this Sunday's xx/xy regatta? Call me spontaneous, but I'm looking for a partner. Could we be right for one another?

Me - a sail-trimming *machine* (especially if you have tell-tales.. . and a sense of humor).

You - a fast boat, an even (or preferably no) temper... and a sense of humor.

I have in my possession the two *fabulous * $15 gifts, a crisp $5 bill required for registration... and a lust for victory. Let me know if you'd like me to show up at your dock with all of the above on Sunday morning.

Yours in chocolatey sailing goodness,

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