I am awarding the grand prize to Litoralis for this very helpful entry:
Litoralis is the winner of a copy of Central Air: the mix tape*! All I need now is for Litoralis to entrust me with his mailing address or his secret MailBoxes Etc. box number or etc, etc. (cdavis0627-at-no-spam-pls-at-yahoo-pls-no-spammerz-dot-com)
*guaranteed 100% Buffett-free.